Carole Ratchett Vito wrote, as "Carole H", one of her personalities:
>Well, to start with, I will require multiple
>therapeutic sessions, one for each of my multiple
>personalities.And I must protest the required 45
>minutes of daily watching of polkaing pigs as cruel
>and unusual punishment, even for a staunch(and Polish)
>pig advocate. Til ALL Pigs Polka While Flying,
>Carole H.
Dear Carole H.R.V. R-G-D-----
I will be happy to oblige you by setting up multiple appointments for all
your "selves", especially since I have just raised my fee to $150. for the
"50 minute hour". Because of the complexity of your case, the ambivalence
about pigs and lobsters, and the suspicion that you may have a buried past
as a nurse in a Cuckoo's Nest, which you have repressed, I suggest daily
sessions for at least one year. I assume you have a Visa Gold or American
Express Platinum card handy? On second thought, I really prefer not to
hear about the "check in the mail".
Here is the schedule I propose: Monday--Carole H., Tuesday, Carole
Ratchett, Wednesday, Carole Vito, Thursday, Carole Randy-Gandy-Dancer,
Friday group therapy for all the Caroles.
If this meets with your approval, please come (as Carole H.) on Monday,
prepared to explore your pig fantasies. I look forward to hearing from
you!
P.S.--the sessions viewing pig dancing are NOT optional, but will be
included at no extra charge, out of the goodness of my heart.
---just for fun!........ Camilla <[log in to unmask]>
http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm
Laughter-- :-) :-)
the best medecine !
