We can hardly wait! We are particularly excited by
Friday's group therapy for all the Caroles! We are, of
course, anticipating a group discount.
Carole "Sybill" Ratchett Vito GandyDancer
P.S. Can we watch our video of the "Snake Pit" instead
of the (bleeping) pigs once in a while?
--- Camilla Flintermann <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Carole Ratchett Vito wrote, as "Carole H", one of
> her personalities:
>
> >Well, to start with, I will require multiple
> >therapeutic sessions, one for each of my multiple
> >personalities.And I must protest the required 45
> >minutes of daily watching of polkaing pigs as cruel
> >and unusual punishment, even for a staunch(and
> Polish)
> >pig advocate. Til ALL Pigs Polka While Flying,
> >Carole H.
>
>
> Dear Carole H.R.V. R-G-D-----
> I will be happy to oblige you by setting up multiple
> appointments for all
> your "selves", especially since I have just raised
> my fee to $150. for the
> "50 minute hour". Because of the complexity of
> your case, the ambivalence
> about pigs and lobsters, and the suspicion that you
> may have a buried past
> as a nurse in a Cuckoo's Nest, which you have
> repressed, I suggest daily
> sessions for at least one year. I assume you have
> a Visa Gold or American
> Express Platinum card handy? On second thought, I
> really prefer not to
> hear about the "check in the mail".
>
> Here is the schedule I propose: Monday--Carole H.,
> Tuesday, Carole
> Ratchett, Wednesday, Carole Vito, Thursday, Carole
> Randy-Gandy-Dancer,
> Friday group therapy for all the Caroles.
>
> If this meets with your approval, please come (as
> Carole H.) on Monday,
> prepared to explore your pig fantasies. I look
> forward to hearing from
> you!
>
> P.S.--the sessions viewing pig dancing are NOT
> optional, but will be
> included at no extra charge, out of the goodness of
> my heart.
>
>
> ---just for fun!........ Camilla
> <[log in to unmask]>
>
>
> http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm
>
> Laughter-- :-) :-)
> the best medecine !
>
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