I did not want to be drawn in this mired pig in the poke in Parkinsaw,
but I thought this joke might be appropriate. From my friend Al S. via
Michel
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A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event
was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to
the
chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig.
"For you, that's a contribution.
For me, it's a total commitment."
