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At 12:21 PM 7/31/99 -0700, you wrote: >For the Newbie ListMember Who Asked What the Deal Was >With the Pigs: Hilary & Camilla have already provided >you with the basics: the pig aristocracy, Porky and >Porquetta, and those adventurous piggy "angels",the >Cincy Fliers, and I'm sure you've already heard about, >and seen in action, thanks to Hans, Don's fierce >Arkansas Razorbacks. Last but definitely not >least,John Bjork's Parkinsaw Chronicles is required >reading.Now we turn to simpler matters. As the >"mother" of the Connecticut pigs, I would like to >present their story.They are the new kids on the >block, the newbies, so to speak.There are 8 of them, >and they once lived next door to Home Economics/media >guru, Martha Stewart, in beautiful suburban Westport, >CT. They fled CT to seek political asylum in >Parkinsaw, fearing porcine persecution and Martha's >frying pan. They arrived in Parkinsaw via Parcel post, >having failed in their efforts to fly there, being >wingless, and having been kicked off a commercial >flight after raising a ruckus about not being able to >sit next to the Pope (but that's another story.)This >is why they are now known as the Parkinsaw Parcel Post >Pigs, or PPPpigs.Once they arrived at the >(Pig)Sanctuary,lacking discipline and being away from >home for the first time, all hell broke loose. They >were lured into the underground PolkaNet Bar & Grille >by a Boar from N.Y.C.(a former shock-jock talk show >host,)and began pursuing a life of fast women,high >times, countless bottles of LevoLager, and endless >all-night polkaing to the music of the Six Fat >Dutchman.They were saved from this life of debauchery >by Nails Noogan, ex-Marine,who pignappped them back to >the Sanctuary,de-programmed them, and set up a boot >camp. This worked for 7 little pigs, but not for the >8th,named D.D.DeVille, who went AWOL, turned against >his fellow porkers, and joined the Boar from N.Y.C., >who was by this time was traveling with an accomplice, >a turn-coat Arkansas Razorback. This Traitorious Trio, >as they are now known, are, even as we speak,roaming >the world, leaving a trail of malicious mischief (and >wrinkled Twinkee wrappers and empty LevoLager >bottles), sullying the good name of pigs >everywhere.(Kind of long, but you did ask.) > Til ALL Pigs Fly. > Carole Hercun > > > Which Network is carrying the TV version???Thea Lou Seese CG Gordon> > > > >_____________________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Free instant messaging and more at http://messenger.yahoo.com > >