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Loved this. You have made my day. And the best part
is,having spent most of my life as the only woman in a
house with 4 men,I know its true.The only thing
missing is the business with the toilet seat. Carole
H.

--- Clare Wilson <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> A GUY'S   TEST
>
> Note:  All "real men" answer "C" to all of these
> questions.  Knowing
> this, women will have come far in understanding men
> and enriching
> their own lives by reviewing this material.
>
> 1.  Alien beings from a highly advanced socieety
> visit the Earth,
> and you are the first human they encounter.  As a
> token of
> intergalactic friendship, they present you with a
> small incredibly
> sophisticated device that is capable of curing all
> disease,
> providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping
> out hunger
> and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression
> and violence
> all over the entire earth.  You decide to:
>
> A.  Present it to the President of the United States
> B.  Present it to the Secretary Genera of the United
> Nations
> C.  Take it apart.
>
> 2.  When is it okay to kiss another male?
>
> A.  When you wish to display simple and pure
> affection without
> regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
> B.  When he is the Pope (but not on the lips)
> C.  When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino
> and
> this is the only really sportsman-like way to let
> him know
> that, for business reasons, you have to have  him
> killed.
>
> 3.  What about hugging another male?
> A.  If he's your father and at least one of you has
> a fatal disease.
> B.  If you are performing CPR
> C.  If you are a professional baseball player and a
> teammate
> hits a home run to win the World Series, you may hug
> him
> provided that: (l) he is legally within the base
> path, (2) both
> of you are wearing sufficient protection, and (3)
> you pound him
> fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause
> fractures.
>
> 4.  In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
> A.  A cat.
> B. A dog.
> C.  A dog that eats cats.
>
> 5.  One weekday morning your wife wakes up feelling
> ill and
> asks you to get your three children ready for
> school.  Your first
> question to her is:
> A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
> B.  They're in school already?"
> C.  "There are threre of them?"
>
> 6.  As you grow older, what lost quality of your
> youthful life
> do you miss the most?
> A.  Innocence
> B. Idealism
> C.  Cherry Bombs
>
> 7.  You have been seeing a woman for several years.
> She's
> attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy
> being with her.
> One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are
> taking it
> easy--you're watching a football game; she is
> reading the
> papers--when she suddenly, out of the clear bue sky,
> tells
> you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she
> can no longer
> bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your
> relationship
> is going.  She says she's not asking whether you
> want to
> get married; only whether you believe that you have
> some kind
> of future together.  What do you say?
>
> A.  That you sincerely believe the two of you do
> have a future,
> but you don't want to rush it.
> B.  That although you also have strong feelings for
> her, you cannot
> honestly say that you will be ready anytime soon to
> make a
> lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her
> by holding
> out false hope.
> C.  That you cannot believe the Cowboys called a
> draw play on
> third and seventeen.
>
> 8.  What is the human race's single greatest
> achievement?
> A.  Democracy.
> B.  Religion
> C.  Remote control.
>


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