I was all set to be upset with that "mired pig in a poke in Parkinsaw" remark,(and exactly what does that mean?)BUT anyone who can put a pig AND a chicken in the same joke AND make it funny, wins my respect. Carole H. --- Michel Margosis <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > I did not want to be drawn in this mired pig in the > poke in Parkinsaw, > but I thought this joke might be appropriate. From > my friend Al S. via > Michel > > -------------------------- > A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where > a gala charity event > > was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, > the pig suggested to > the > chicken that they each make a contribution. > "Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them > ham and eggs?" > "Not so fast," said the pig. > "For you, that's a contribution. > For me, it's a total commitment." > _____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Free instant messaging and more at http://messenger.yahoo.com