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Camilla, don't be such a spoilsport! I already PROMISED to be good.Besides, Ken can't come.He's out of town,out of the country, in fact, out of this world! Mrs. Carole Ratchett Vito GandyDancer --- Camilla Flintermann <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > >Hey, Ivan, why can't I come? All the other pig > >advocates have been invited. I'll be good. I > promise. > >I LOVE MAINE! Carole H. > > > > > Dear Ivan-- watch out for that Carole---she goes by > many names, but she is > still the infamous "Nurse Ratchett" of the Cuckoo's > Nest, and has a LONG > sharp needle--she offered to use it on Ken, and I > think she's just itching > to get some practice! > She runs a "funny farm" where there are no cows, > chickens, or even > pigs---just zombies! Posing as a "pig advocate", > she insinuates herself > into anything involving the Pennies for Parkinson's > Porkers, and who knows > what she might try to pull off on your Dollars for > Dopamine show? > Her ex-husband, a gentleman of questionable repute > known as "Mr.Vito" tends > to follow her around, and even a subsequent marriage > to the estimable Gandy > Dancer hasn't truly removed him from the picture. > Forearmed is forewarned, or the other way around, > or four armed is > handy when you're getting dinner---but I > digress---just be careful in your > dealings with her until she can demonstrate that > she is converted and > virtuous ..........(but don't hold your breath!) > > > ---just for fun!........ Camilla > <[log in to unmask]> > > > http://www.newcountry.nu/pd/members/camilla/one.htm > > Laughter-- :-) :-) > the best medecine ! > _____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Free instant messaging and more at http://messenger.yahoo.com