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Subject: Fw: Good humor / Metric conversions?
Date: Tue, 3 Aug 1999 21:23:00 -0400
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Date: Tuesday, August 03, 1999 8:23 PM
Subject: Good humor / Metric conversions?
>1:) 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
>2:)1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
>3:)365.25 days = 1 Unicycle
>4:)500 millinaries = 1 seminary
>5:)2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
>6:)10 cards = 1 decacards
>7:)1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
>8:)1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
>9:)1000 grams of wet socks = 1 Liter Hossen
>10:)1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
>11:) 2000 British Troops in Ireland = 2 kilohenry
>12:) 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
>13:) 3.14159 dates with an Italian girl = 1 Pizanno
>14:) 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
>15:) 1 trillion grams of brown marijuana = 1 Terracotta pot
>16:) 1 million billion picolos = 1 gigolo
>17:) 10 rations = 1 decoration
>18:) 100 rations = 1 C-ration
>19:) 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
>10: 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
>11:) 10 monologs = 5 dialogues
>12:) 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
>13:) 2 monograms = 1 diagram
>13:) 8 nickles = 2 paradigms
>14:) 2 wharves = 1 paradox
>15:) 100 Senators = not 1 decision
> NEWS FLASH
>
>A:) A hole has been found in a nudist colony wall. Police are said to
>be looking into it.
>B:) What happens when the fog lifts in California? -UCLA
>C:) If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever no?
>D:) If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two
>houses hice?
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