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Blow-guns, a living buzz-saw and Jack Daniels? Hip hip hooray! BJORK IS BACK! Carole H. --- john bjork <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > Hello to Everyone: > > A warm and hardy greeting from Parkinsaw, MI. We're > back in operation, > and will be sending out the next Parkinsaw > Chronicles hopefully late > today or tomorrow. > > In my absense, Security Officer Dudly Dowrong (the > name is right) of the > Parkinsaw Sanctuary where the Fabled Cincy Flying > Pigs, including Miss > Piggy, the Parcel Post Pigs, and the guardian > Wolverines reside, has > been busy and filed the following intelligence > report: "An undercover > source has learned that a secret operation is > underway by evil forces in > keeping with their overall plan to descredit pigs > world-wide to disrupt > the nacent plans to film a TV version of the porker > saga in. Further, > there are indications that a Team of Wild > Razorbacks, fortified with a > powerful mixture of Levolager beer and Jack Daniels, > may be targeting > Miss Piggy again. Miffed at being spotted by the > Flying Pigs, > outsmarted by the Wolverines, and scared half out of > their tusks by the > Tasmanian Devil, the Razorbacks may be planning an > assult by hot air > ballons. As a result, The Dancer has suggested > that perhaps the > producers of the new pig saga program under > consideration, may wish to > do their filming within the secure walls of the > Parkinsaw Pig Sanctuary > where the ferocious Michigan Wolverines and living > buzz-saw, The Feared > Tasmanian Devil, maintain a constant vigil. The > Dancer is also > installing specially-fitted blow guns onto the > snouts of the Flying Pigs > in case the wary razorbacks do indeed attempt an > air assult by ballon. > > Well, all in all, it does feel great to be back. > > John Bjork > Parkinsaw, MI > _____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Free instant messaging and more at http://messenger.yahoo.com