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Thought this was close to appropriate at this time: >An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a >bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says >quietly to himself, "I'm screwed." >There is a ray of light from the sky and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT >screwed. Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the >chief." >So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the >chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless body. >Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their >faces. >The voice booms out again: >"Okay.......NOW you're screwed!"