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Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, they're gone, man. They're gone. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind. If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact. I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain because later, you might think you're having a good idea but it's really just the eggs hatching. Remember, kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the backseat cause kids.