Cari, do you realize what you are DOING with these jokes? People will LAUGH at you! Let me give you some advice: When you walk through life, keep your head high and your chin up, so people who don't like you can kick you in the neck! But always remember, it is better to be healthy and rich than to be sick and poor! Ken "Reformed Pig Farmer" (Running Ducking, and Oinking) (Apologies to Barb M.)