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I think I am in trouble! I KNOW I am in trouble. I figured I could get them to SHOW ME THE MONEY, if I made a few threats, a trick I learned from good 'ol Vito! So I told them: HEY! If you don't SHOW ME THE MONEY, you won't be seeing ME around here anymore, know what I MEAN? I will be OUT of here! I can't say they ignored me, I got packages from all over, but not MONEY! I got a noose, a lifetime free membership in the NRA, with a poster of Charlton Heston, saying "guns don't kill people, but I will kill KEN!" A cannister of poison gas with a label that said "Please OPEN before Christmas, in an enclosed non-ventilated space" A "do it yourself electrician kit" with a roll of brass tape, a few rolls of bare wire, a pair of metal shoes, some rusty tools, and a book: " Get Right To Work, Read Instructions Later" Later I got the 10 inch power saw with the guards removed, a can of "chocolate covered rat poison", and 5 gallons of "Banana Oil Floor Wax" The label said, "pour on floor and run around room immediatly" I was thinking there could be a negative connotation to these wonderful gifts, that they were trying to tell me something, but THEN, I recieved the best gift of all! The five pound FRUIT CAKE! It was beautifully wrapped with a note, saying: "Store at room temperature for several months until fully hardened and dried , then break off large chunks and stuff in mouth, until face turns blue, do not take with liquids" Anyone who puts that much thought into a gift, can't be bad! ...............HOWEVER, I think I will stay out of sight for awhile! Ken "Safety First"