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Hello to Everyone: A warm and hardy greeting from Parkinsaw, MI. We're back in operation, and will be sending out the next Parkinsaw Chronicles hopefully late today or tomorrow. In my absense, Security Officer Dudly Dowrong (the name is right) of the Parkinsaw Sanctuary where the Fabled Cincy Flying Pigs, including Miss Piggy, the Parcel Post Pigs, and the guardian Wolverines reside, has been busy and filed the following intelligence report: "An undercover source has learned that a secret operation is underway by evil forces in keeping with their overall plan to descredit pigs world-wide to disrupt the nacent plans to film a TV version of the porker saga in. Further, there are indications that a Team of Wild Razorbacks, fortified with a powerful mixture of Levolager beer and Jack Daniels, may be targeting Miss Piggy again. Miffed at being spotted by the Flying Pigs, outsmarted by the Wolverines, and scared half out of their tusks by the Tasmanian Devil, the Razorbacks may be planning an assult by hot air ballons. As a result, The Dancer has suggested that perhaps the producers of the new pig saga program under consideration, may wish to do their filming within the secure walls of the Parkinsaw Pig Sanctuary where the ferocious Michigan Wolverines and living buzz-saw, The Feared Tasmanian Devil, maintain a constant vigil. The Dancer is also installing specially-fitted blow guns onto the snouts of the Flying Pigs in case the wary razorbacks do indeed attempt an air assult by ballon. Well, all in all, it does feel great to be back. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI