Clare,
:Here are the answers MY friends would give to the
"Real guy's test":
Ivan
On Sun, 1 Aug 1999 06:06:24 EDT Clare Wilson <[log in to unmask]> writes:
>A GUY'S TEST
>
>Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Knowing
>this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching
>their own lives by reviewing this material.
>
>1. Alien beings from a highly advanced socieety visit the Earth,
>and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of
>intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small incredibly
>sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease,
>providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger
>and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence
>all over the entire earth. You decide to:
>
>A. Present it to the President of the United States
>B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations
>C. Take it apart.
Present it to Barbara Streisand and Johnny Mathis, and let them
share it around the world.
>2. When is it okay to kiss another male?
C. ANYTIME you both want to, HONEY!
>
>A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without
>regard for narrow-minded social conventions.
>B. When he is the Pope (but not on the lips)
>C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and
>this is the only really sportsman-like way to let him know
>that, for business reasons, you have to have him killed.
>
>3. What about hugging another male?
When both of you feel like it.
>A. If he's your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease.
>B. If you are performing CPR
>C. If you are a professional baseball player and a teammate
>hits a home run to win the World Series, you may hug him
>provided that: (l) he is legally within the base path, (2) both
>of you are wearing sufficient protection, and (3) you pound him
>fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause fractures.
>4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
One which needs your love to survive.
>A. A cat.
>B. A dog.
>C. A dog that eats cats.
>
>5. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feelling ill and
>asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first
>question to her is:
Dear, can I call your secretary for you, and tell her you won't be in
today?
>A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
>B. They're in school already?"
>C. "There are threre of them?"
>
>6. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life
>do you miss the most?
Running shoes.
>A. Innocence
>B. Idealism
>C. Cherry Bombs
>
>7. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's
>attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her.
>One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it
>easy--you're watching a football game; she is reading the
>papers--when she suddenly, out of the clear bue sky, tells
>you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer
>bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship
>is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to
>get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind
>of future together. What do you say?
It's time I introduced you to my friend, Tyrone, so that you
can decide how to handle your life from this point forward, dear.
>
>A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future,
>but you don't want to rush it.
>B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot
>honestly say that you will be ready anytime soon to make a
>lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding
>out false hope.
>C. That you cannot believe the Cowboys called a draw play on
>third and seventeen.
>
>8. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
Putting away nuclear weapons.
>A. Democracy.
>B. Religion
>C. Remote control.
^^^^^^ WARM GREETINGS FROM ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :-)
Ivan Suzman 49/39/36 [log in to unmask] :-)
Portland, Maine land of lighthouses deg. F :-)
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