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Subject: Things you DON'T want to hear on the operating table. --Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. --Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop. --Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? --Hand me that..uh...that uhTHT....thingie. --Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. --Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500cc of this stuff before? --Damn, there go the lights again.... --Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got 2 of 'em. --Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. --What's this doing here? --That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! --I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. --Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. --What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change? --Anyone see where I left that scalpel? --OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. --This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? --Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? --Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. --What do you mean, "You want a divorce?" --She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!! --FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! --Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! THE END!