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> OFFICIAL BABY BOOMER QUALIFYING EXAM
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> QUESTION #1:
> Name the Beatles; both the first and last name of each, of course.
> Consider this a warm-up.
> [If you can't answer this one without thinking, close up the test, and
> move on to something else. We have nothing further to discuss.]
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> QUESTION #2:
> Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and bears, _____________.
> Admittedly, this came along before we boomers were born. But we remember
> it from both the movies and the boob tube.
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> QUESTION #3:
> "Hey kids, what time is it?"  "_____________."
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> QUESTION #4:
> What do M&M's do?  _____________.
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> QUESTION #5:
> What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?  _____________.
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> QUESTION #6:
> Long before he was Mohammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him
> as _____________.
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> QUESTION #7:
> "You'll wonder where the yellow went,  _____________."
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> QUESTION #8:
> Those post-baby boomers, or baby boomer wannabes, know Bob Denver as the
> Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers know that Bob Denver is
> actually Dobie's closest friend,  _____________.
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> QUESTION #9:
> "MIC: See ya' real soon;   _____________."
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> QUESTION #10:
> Definition: A "streaker" is someone who might go running through
> the lobby of the girls' dormitory  _____________.
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> QUESTION #11:
> "Brylcream:  _____________."
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> QUESTION #12:
> Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone  _____________.
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> QUESTION #13:
> >>From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line:
> "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who;  _____________."
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> QUESTION #14:
> And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh,
> huh...yea; what is it good for?  _____________."
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> QUESTION #15:
> This is from a kinder and gentler protest song, but the question is just
> as profound: Where have all the flowers gone? Perhaps you could use a
> little help here:
> "Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing? Where have all the
> flowers gone?  _____________."
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> QUESTION #16:
> Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle
> for truth, justice, and  _____________.
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> QUESTION #17:
> He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best
> quarterbacks in the history of the NFL and later went on to appear in a
> television commercial wearing women's stockings.  He is Broadway
> _____________.
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> QUESTION #18:
> "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the
> finish,  _____________."
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> QUESTION #19:
> Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin
> Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by
> _____________.
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> QUESTION #20:
> In the movie, The Graduate, young Benjamin, played by Dustin Hoffman was
> counseled about his future, and told to consider one thing:
> _____________.
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> QUESTION #21:
> In another movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er
> do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of
> parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an
> unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother
> Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and
> explained, "What we have here,  _____________."
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> QUESTION #22:
> "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot,
> six, weighted 245.  Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip.
> And everybody knew you didn't give no lip,  _____________."
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> QUESTION #23:
> "I found my thrill,  _____________."  You may remember Richie Cunningham
> singing this. But if you are a true boomer, you
> know it was Fats Domino who made this line famous.
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> QUESTION #24:
> "Good night, Mrs. Calabash,  _____________." This originated
> long before even the first of us boomers was born.  But in order to be a
> true baby boomer, you have to have some breadth.
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> QUESTION #25:
> "Good night, David."  "_____________."
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> QUESTION #26.
> "Liar, liar,  _____________."
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> QUESTION #27.
> "When it's least expected, you're elected; You're the star today.
> Smile!  _____________."
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> QUESTION #28.
> >From our parents' day, as I recall, it was Pogo, the comic strip
> character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and  _____________."
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> QUESTION #29.
> Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop?
> WHO IS THAT MAN?   _____________.
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