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Greetings to everyone on the PIE List. Yesterday marked the first Edition of the Parkinsaw, MI Chronicle on SPARKLE. This edition was short on Parkinsaw happenings and long on the porker saga, primarily to provide a resurrection medium for the lost pigs. Due to its informative nature, we decided to post the entire edition to the PIE list to ensure that remaining fans could be informed about the latest chapter and verse. It is my intention to continue posting the Parkinsaw Chronicle to the PIE List approximately each Sunday, sans Piggery Prattle, which will be included in the Sparkle version. So, for those of youse who experienced sharp chest pains upon seeing still another Porker Post yesterday, kindly rest assured that it was an isolated incident and will not be repeated---unless, of course, there is an overwhelming hue and cry protesting this plan, accompanied by heartfelt, passionate begging to include a summary of Happy Hog Happenings in the weekly PIE version of the Chronicle. Otherwise, you'll have to make the journey over to Sparkleville to keep up to date on, to borrow an old song by Connie Francis, "Where the Hogs Are." (Hands Clapping, Cheers, Band Music). Thank you. John Bjork The Parkinsaw Chronicle Parkinsaw, MI