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Darwin.... The age of dirt depends upon where it's from. For instance, it's a known fact (just ask Ken Becker if ya don't believe me) that dirt from Florida is MUCH older than dirt from any of the other states in the US. Of course, the Florida population is the oldest in the country, too, (Just look at Ken Becker if ya don't believe me) <grinning, ducking & running>. My home state of California - especially here in LaLa Land where I reside is full of aged Peter Pan-types which we have in abundance here in the Southland. I could go on and fill ya in about the old dirt and ol fogies that are nurtured within the bosom of those ancient soils... and the not-so-ancient soil of places like Las Vegas, and Disneyland (which are kinda synonymous) <smile>, but I'll leave it up to you to research on "ASK JEEVES" ([log in to unmask]) and ask "How old is dirt." I gotta admit, I was pretty surprised at Jeeves' answer! (smile) Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: will johnston <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Tuesday, August 24, 1999 7:26 PM Subject: Re: NON PD - Age and Memory Barometer >How old is dirt? +++see notes in text+++ > >---------- >From: Hawkins, Darwin <[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: NON PD - Age and Memory Barometer >Date: Tuesday, August 24, 1999 11:52 AM > >> Are you still young??? >> >This sure did bring back some wonderful (and not so wonderful) memories for >me. I think I know what number 9 was (a brand of tennis shoe?). Number 20 >was probably cartoon characters on TV, an appliance we didn't have in the >hills of Arkansas. All the rest are just as if it were yesterday! > >> Count how many you can remember... and then check the bottom. >> >> 1. Blackjack chewing gum +++remember chewing gum tree sap? The stuff we >called "retread" back during WWII? >> 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water. >> 3. Candy cigarettes +++smoked grape vines, >> 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles. ++for 5cents++Pepsi Cola >hits the spot. Twelve full ounces; that's a lot. Twice as much for a nickel >too, Pepsi Cola is the drink for you. >> 5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes. ++Put another nickel in, in >the nickelodeon, all I want is loving and music, music, music.....Theresa >Brewer >> 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers++How about >the dipper to take cream off the top in the days before homogenization? >> 7. Party lines...++Remember the old phones with no dial...Just a crank to >signal central >> 8. Newsreels before the movie. +++Saturday matinees with 3 serials? >> 9. P.F. Flyers..++The old Keds with no tread to pick up mud etc. >> 10. Butch wax++Vaseline hair tonic? Anamacassers to protect the >furniture? >> 11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive -6933) +++What about long >distance where the operator had to ring through connecting cities to route >a call? >> 12. Peashooters..++What about rubber guns? [a short piece of wood (abt 10 >inches) with a spring clothes in on one end. The projectile was a round >slice of inner-tube [before tubeless tires] stretched from one end to the >clothes pin. Open the pin and the rubber flies! >> 13. Howdy Doody.+++Remember the Muntz TV. Don't sit there watching your >radio! Buy a Muntz TV! >> 14. 45 RPM records++Remember when the 78's changed from shellac to vinyl? >I still have a few 78's recorded on only one side! >> 15. S&H Green Stamps. +++Remember the song by the Brothers Four to the >tune of Greensleeves? The tune is before the stamps. >> 16. Hi-fi's.. Remember when hi fi was only a portion of a drunken giant's >eating song? Remember Cook Records. The sounds of our times on monaural >or on binaural which had a separate track and tone arm for left and right? >> 17. Metal ice trays with levers. Remember the pasteboard sign with the >numbers 10, 20, 25, 50 ? The sign was to be placed in the window. Which >number was at the top told the iceman how much ice to leave? >> 18. Mimeograph paper. Hectograph? The pan of waxy gelatin on which you >would place the master and then lift it out carefully and put in blank >paper a sheet at a time? >> 19. Blue flashbulbs. ++Flash powder? >> 20. Beanie and Cecil..++ Tom Mix's horse "Tony"? >> 21. Roller skate keys. +++Skiing on barrel staves? >> 22. Cork popguns. +++A .22 short rifle to put squirrel meat on the table >in the depression or WW II. >> 23. Drive-ins...The first drive in was Fortune's Jungle Garden in >Memphis, TN. [back then they would spell out the states all the way] >> 24. Studebakers+++Commanders? Champion? The Lark and the Avanti came >late. Steadybreaker made the first production car where you could not tell >whether it was coming or going. Terraplanes, Essexes, Willys, Graham-Paige, >LaSalle's.... Like Archie and Edith Bunker said, "Those were the days." >> 25. Wash tub wringers. +++Remember when any owner of a washing machine >would be proud to have it sitting on the front porch? >> >> >> >> >> >> If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young >> If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older >> If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age >> If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt! >>+++ >Those of us who remember the really old ones are pre-cambrians of the >Oolitic period.