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A little humor to brighten your day! >>A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, >>she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave >>the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby >>there. >> >>"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, >> >>"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take >>care of expenses." >> >>Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to >>Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at >>the office and said "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the >>mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor >>said "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that >>evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a >>heart attack. >> >>Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort >>the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the >>wife picked up the card and read "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, >>Spaghetti-Two with sausage and meatballs, two without."