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Couldn't resist. LMHO. Would be even funnier if some of these weren't so close to the truth! > The Top 10 signs you're in a cheap HMO: > > 10. Annual breast exams are conducted at Hooters. > > 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you > enter the trailer park." > > 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. > > 7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. > > 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day" > > 5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to > Goodwill last month. > > 4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a > typo. > > 3. The only expense covered 100%, is embalming. > > 2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with > little > "m"s on them. > > And the number 1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO..... > > 1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape. > > > >