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>>Only in America..... >> >>1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an >>ambulance.. >> >>2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a >> >>skating rink.. >> >>3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to >> >>the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people >>can buy cigarettes at the front.. >> >>4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large >>fries, and a diet coke.. >> >>5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain >>the pens to the counters.. >> >>6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in >>the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.. >> >>7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls >>and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we >>didn't want to talk to in the first place.. >> >>8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns >>in packages of eight.. >> >>9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the >>process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning >>'bloodsucking creatures'.. >> >>10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille >> >>lettering.. >> >>11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a >>cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House..