Dave Broadfoot is one of my all time favourite comedians. He will be 74
in December
but he’s still growing strong...
Some Dave Broadfoot one-liners:
Describing Preston Manning to Americans: Ross Perot on helium.
On Brian Mulroney: Where else could a prime minister leave office with a
nine per cent
approval rating, then turn around and sue the government for ruining his
reputation?
On stardom: In the U.S. celebrities worry about crowd control. In Canada
they wear
name tags.
Social commentary: If you can have a smoking section in restaurants, why
not a peeing
section in swimming pools?
On child rearing: Never raise your hand to a child (and leave your groin
unprotected!)
On birth control: They say Rameses II of Egypt fathered 100 children. So
why the heck
did they name a condom after him?
On crime: Never buy a purse from a man out of breath.
On nothing in particular: You gotta feel sorry for a guy suffering from
both lockjaw and
seasickness at the same time.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Canadians don't change lightbulbs, we accept them as they are.
--
Judith Richards, London, Ontario, Canada
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