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>>> Posting number 26518 Date: Mon, 23 Jun 1997 14:02:05 -0400 From: janet paterson Subject: some silliness dear syber siblings wow when cd gets ready to lift its cloud the silliness factor skyrockets right through appropriate somehow? janet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lost your marbles? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 36 politically correct ways to say someone just isn't all put together today...: A few peas short of a casserole. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Doesn't have all her dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. A few clowns short of a circus. If she had another brain it would be lonely. Too much yardage between the goal posts. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. A few feathers short of a whole duck. All foam, no beer. The cheese slid off her cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Chimney's clogged. His sewing machine's out of thread. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. She is missing a few buttons on her remote control. There is no grain in the silo. He is living proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Her receiver is off the hook. He is several nuts short of a full pouch. Her skylight leaks a little. His Slinky is kinked. She's surfing in Nebraska. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little farther apart than most. janet paterson 52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset 613 256 8340 po box 171 almonte ontario canada K0A 1A0 a new voice: <http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6263/> <[log in to unmask]>