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Don't forget, and I have stolen this from Camilla, a few croutons short of a salad. Carole H. --- janet paterson <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > >>> Posting number 26518 > Date: Mon, 23 Jun 1997 14:02:05 -0400 > From: janet paterson > Subject: some silliness > > dear syber siblings > > wow > when cd gets ready to lift its cloud > the silliness factor skyrockets right through > appropriate somehow? > > janet > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Lost your marbles? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > 36 politically correct ways to say > someone just isn't all put together today...: > > A few peas short of a casserole. > > A few fries short of a Happy Meal. > > The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. > > Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions > on the heel. > > He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch > on the way down. > > Doesn't have all her dogs on one leash. > > Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril > hair. > > Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. > > Forgot to pay his brain bill. > > A few clowns short of a circus. > > If she had another brain it would be lonely. > > Too much yardage between the goal posts. > > An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. > > A few beers short of a six-pack. > > Dumber than a box of hair. > > Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. > > One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. > > One taco short of a combination plate. > > A few feathers short of a whole duck. > > All foam, no beer. > > The cheese slid off her cracker. > > Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. > > Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. > > Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they > appear. > > An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. > > As smart as bait. > > Chimney's clogged. > > His sewing machine's out of thread. > > Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. > > His belt doesn't go through all the loops. > > She is missing a few buttons on her remote control. > > There is no grain in the silo. > > He is living proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. > > Her receiver is off the hook. > > He is several nuts short of a full pouch. > > Her skylight leaks a little. > > His Slinky is kinked. > > She's surfing in Nebraska. > > In the pinball game of life, > his flippers are a little farther apart than most. > > janet paterson > 52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset > 613 256 8340 po box 171 almonte ontario canada K0A > 1A0 > a new voice: > <http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6263/> > <[log in to unmask]> > ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com