Hi Janet,
This is very funny, you do have good humor. You are loved here Janice
----- Original Message -----
From: janet paterson <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, October 09, 1999 11:05 PM
Subject: Re: NONPD: bizarro-biz/Snortling
> At 20:05 1999/10/09 -0700, you wrote:
> >Funny, still not snortling. Are you absolutely
> >positive that the real janet hasn't been replaced by
> >an evil clone/crone/clown?....
>
> absobloomin potivizly soitin that i haven't been replaced
> but maybe i need a refresher course at clown school
>
> >Maybe I need to ask you some 'trick' questions like:
> >#1. How tall are you?
>
> taller 'n' you!
> an amazonian fye-uv nye-unn
>
> >#2. What was your prior occupation?
> >Or maybe that should be, do you have any priors?
>
> inferior desecration
> and yes i was in poh-leece custody once for approximately 23 minutes
>
> >#3. Who bestowed upon you the title of List goddess?
>
> joao paulo the portugee potentate of the americas
>
> >#4. What does keffuffle mean?
>
> it's a 'there, there, dear' term for 'list war'
>
> >#5. This last question is multiple choice. A
> >composition in verse is called a:
> > a. poem
> > b. pome
>
> bee, uv corse!
> ask my horse
> he kin count
> to threes and fourse
>
> >Waiting RESPECTFULLY for your answers,
> > Carole H.
>
>
> submitted
> with
> "all due respect" = [watchout for the knife!]
> and
> "to be frank" = [watchout for the cover-up]
> and
> "to tell the truth" = [watchout for the twists]
> and
> "to be perfectly honest" = [watchout for the all of the above]
>
> but mostly
> with love mixed
> with not a little regret
>
> janet
>
> janet paterson
> 52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset
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