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Thought the list might enjoy this little diversion. ---- God bless Mary Ann >One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a >long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and >tell Him that they were done with Him. > >The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no >longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many >miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost." > >God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was >done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a >man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!" > >But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old >days with Adam." > >The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a >handful of dirt. > >God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!" >