Hi Joan Carol: This is great! I LOVE Dr.Seuss and Dr.Seuss parodies. But then, I would... Carole H., AKA grinchcsh --- joan carol urquhart <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > Dr Suess does... > > "If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, > and the bus is interupted as a very last resort, > and the address of the memory makes your floppy disc > abort, > then the socket packet pocket has an error to > report. > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, > and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the > trash, > and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't > hash, > then your situation's hopeless and your system's > gonna crash. > If the label on the cable on the table in your > house. > says the network is connected to the button on your > mouse, > but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, > that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the > hall, > and your screen is all distorted by the side effects > of gauss, > so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, > then you may as well reboot it and go out with a > bang, > 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, your system's gonna > hang. > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the > disk, > and the microcode instructions cause unnecessaary > risk, > when you have a flash of memory and try to RAM your > ROM, > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to call > your mom." > > http://www.compnerd.com/ ! > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ivan M Suzman <[log in to unmask]> > To: [log in to unmask] > <[log in to unmask]> > Date: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 2:02 PM > Subject: Letter to Senator Arlen Specter:WHODUNNIT? > > > >HI FOLKS! > > > >Does anyone know why for two messages I wrote, > >(at least , using JUNO , on my computer), which > are: > > > > - my letter to Sen. Specter (below) , and > > - the comments to Connie Tate on tasmar, > > > >"[log in to unmask]" is the displayed > author, > >instead of myself? > > > > > >Hey, BARB PATTERSON , are you transgendering > >yourself into Me?? I mean, geez, I'm a REAL > >GOOD-LOOKING guy, but (blush) gosh, Barb, > >is this your way of handing me OWNERship of > >the list? Should I be flattered? > > > >Hmmm, maybe I could dress in drag as Barb > >Patterson on Hallowe'en.....GOSH! I don't > >even know what Barb looks like!! > > > >Hey, cutie, send me your PICTURE for > >my photo album!!! > > > > > > > > > >^^^^^^ WARM GREETINGS FROM ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :-) > > Ivan Suzman 49/39/36 [log in to unmask] > :-) > > Portland, Maine land of lighthouses 50 > deg. F :-) > >******************************************************************** > > > >--------- Forwarded message ---------- > >From: <[log in to unmask]> > >To: [log in to unmask] > >Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 02:06:34 -0400 > >Subject: Letter to Senator Arlen Specter > >Message-ID: > <[log in to unmask]> > > > > > > > >Dear Senator Specter, > > Young-Onset Parkinson's Disease is a MONSTER > that is now destroying my > >life. I > >have gone from being a Professor of Anatomy at 32, > to a shadow of my > >younger self, living > >on charity, with only $687.00 per month of SSDI > now, at age 49. > > Thank you especially for your efforts to maximize > the intent and > >funding of the Udall > >Act, and particularly for the $75 million dollar > colloquy with Senators > >Cochran and Wellstone. > > *** I hope that your staffers, Mark Lesch (sp?) > and Betty Lou Taylor, > >have showed your my > >testimony. It took three days and two nights of > painful, non-stop work to > >prepare. > > *** I was assured by Ms. Taylor that it was > included in the official > >packet placed > >before you on September 28, at the hearing with Mr. > Fox. I am too sick to > >travel., and > >noone has confirmed that you have seen it. > > A retired neighbor drove me to Rep. Allen's > home on Saturday. I gave > >him an entire typescript. > >Some of the best advocates we PWP's have are > Pennsylvanians Gerri and > >Brig Haines, > > and Jim Cordy. > > > > PLEASE push hard for us, as our futures are very > doubtful, at best. > >If you need any additional help or information, > please feel free to > >telephone me at > >my house, 207 - 797 - 8488. My e-mail address is > : [log in to unmask] > > > >Yours Very Sincerely, > >Ivan Suzman (onset and causes unknown, symptoms > visible by age 35, > >diagnosis at 39, currently 49) > > > > > >^^^^^^ WARM GREETINGS FROM ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :-) > > Ivan Suzman 49/39/36 [log in to unmask] > :-) > > Portland, Maine land of lighthouses 50 > deg. F :-) > >******************************************************************** > >_________________________________________________________________________ > >_ > > > ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com