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Dr Suess does... "If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disc abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash. If the label on the cable on the table in your house. says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot it and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, your system's gonna hang. When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessaary risk, when you have a flash of memory and try to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to call your mom." http://www.compnerd.com/ ! -----Original Message----- From: Ivan M Suzman <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 2:02 PM Subject: Letter to Senator Arlen Specter:WHODUNNIT? >HI FOLKS! > >Does anyone know why for two messages I wrote, >(at least , using JUNO , on my computer), which are: > > - my letter to Sen. Specter (below) , and > - the comments to Connie Tate on tasmar, > >"[log in to unmask]" is the displayed author, >instead of myself? > > >Hey, BARB PATTERSON , are you transgendering >yourself into Me?? I mean, geez, I'm a REAL >GOOD-LOOKING guy, but (blush) gosh, Barb, >is this your way of handing me OWNERship of >the list? Should I be flattered? > >Hmmm, maybe I could dress in drag as Barb >Patterson on Hallowe'en.....GOSH! I don't >even know what Barb looks like!! > >Hey, cutie, send me your PICTURE for >my photo album!!! > > > > >^^^^^^ WARM GREETINGS FROM ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :-) > Ivan Suzman 49/39/36 [log in to unmask] :-) > Portland, Maine land of lighthouses 50 deg. F :-) >******************************************************************** > >--------- Forwarded message ---------- >From: <[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 02:06:34 -0400 >Subject: Letter to Senator Arlen Specter >Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> > > > >Dear Senator Specter, > Young-Onset Parkinson's Disease is a MONSTER that is now destroying my >life. I >have gone from being a Professor of Anatomy at 32, to a shadow of my >younger self, living >on charity, with only $687.00 per month of SSDI now, at age 49. > Thank you especially for your efforts to maximize the intent and >funding of the Udall >Act, and particularly for the $75 million dollar colloquy with Senators >Cochran and Wellstone. > *** I hope that your staffers, Mark Lesch (sp?) and Betty Lou Taylor, >have showed your my >testimony. It took three days and two nights of painful, non-stop work to >prepare. > *** I was assured by Ms. Taylor that it was included in the official >packet placed >before you on September 28, at the hearing with Mr. Fox. I am too sick to >travel., and >noone has confirmed that you have seen it. > A retired neighbor drove me to Rep. Allen's home on Saturday. I gave >him an entire typescript. >Some of the best advocates we PWP's have are Pennsylvanians Gerri and >Brig Haines, > and Jim Cordy. > > PLEASE push hard for us, as our futures are very doubtful, at best. >If you need any additional help or information, please feel free to >telephone me at >my house, 207 - 797 - 8488. My e-mail address is : [log in to unmask] > >Yours Very Sincerely, >Ivan Suzman (onset and causes unknown, symptoms visible by age 35, >diagnosis at 39, currently 49) > > >^^^^^^ WARM GREETINGS FROM ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :-) > Ivan Suzman 49/39/36 [log in to unmask] :-) > Portland, Maine land of lighthouses 50 deg. F :-) >******************************************************************** >_________________________________________________________________________ >_ >