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Sir James.... It's TOOOOOO late! You're doomed!... "Shoe-in-mouth-syndrome" in unfortunately INCURABLE! I understand that there's a surgical treatment in the pipeline (awaiting FDA approval, of course) <grin> which'll permit the individual to CHANGE shoes on the fly, thus enabling one to maintain that high fashioned, color coordinated, haute couture look by having a matched pair of shoes, despite one being on yer foot, and the other hanging outta yer mouth. There's a coupla-three over-the-counter products claiming to cure foot-in-mouth syndrome,. and a BUNCH off Web sites claim to actually have a CURE, however they ALSO claim to cure halitosis, B.O., and desire to scarf down an entire Sara Lee cheese cake in one sitting at 3 a.m! I may be gullible, but I ain't no fool! Who could POSSIBLY stop eating a Sara Lee dessert once they start eatin' it, 'cause after all, "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!" <groan - how corny can one get?!?> (faking a becoming blush) Barb (Frenetically packing for Thursday;s move) Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: SIR JAMES1st <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Saturday, November 13, 1999 5:10 AM Subject: Re: Foot removal >Could someone help me get my foot out of my mouth and explain how to respond >privately. So one doesn't make a fool of one's self ( too late )