My pal Rudy DiNunzio declaimed: He laid her on the table So white and clean and bare His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh The slit was wet and all was set He gave a joyous cry The hole was wide...he looked inside All was dark and murky He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms........ scroll down................ And then he stuffed the turkey. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! And you thought this was going to be dirty :)