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>>> Posting number 50865
Date:         Tue, 3 Nov 1998 07:08:05 EST
From:         Janet Paterson
Subject:      acceptance / how i learned to gift-wrap

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how i learned to gift-wrap
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with my designer background
i've always been a persnickety gift-wrapper
no visible tape, patterns matching
colour coordination to die for

last christmas my sister and i were behind schedule as usual
but this was really behind!

it was christmas eve
and i was still wrapping presents

i was indulging in a drink or two
which didn't help with the med kick-in
but i was also into the dreaded 'hormone-hell-freeze-up'

one package took half an hour to complete

and i still had 6 presents to wrap

my sister was keeping me company while i worked
but had her back to me
having sworn under oath not to peek
while i struggled to cope with paper and tape and ribbon etc.

i finished wrapping one more package

i then shuffled over to the tree
b-b-e-n-n-t-t down, groaning like i was 149 instead of 49
and feebly unsuccessfully tried to position the treasure artistically

suddenly, reality hit me

[luckily, the shops here are pretty liberal
with inner tissue paper and outer decorative boxes
and pretty gold elastic ties]

so
wrapping the next package consisted of:
stuff it in the box
slap some tissue on it
mash the box lid down on that sucker
snap the dang elastic on it
and throw it at the damn tree

now THAT's wrapped!

we laughed and laughed and laughed
so much for pride!

janet paterson
52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Village/6263/
613 256 8340 po box 171 almonte ontario canada k0a 1a0