This also works for me. Merry Christmas back to you. You
both have me ROFL (hope I got that abbreviation right.)
A Particularly Christmasy Carole
--- Jim Finn <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Janet & Group -
>
> I just had the greatest laugh from reading Janet's note.
> It could have been
> titled "Adventures In Gift-Wrapping."
>
> Before PD (and for too long after the diagnosis) I was a
> perfectionist. Then
> I learned The Truth. And that is: No One Really Gives A
> Damn. Quite a
> revelation, huh? For example I would individually place
> each strand of
> tinsel on the tree. It would take hours!
>
> Now I approach the tree with a clump of tinsel in one
> hand and a Martini in
> the other. Then I pitch the aforementioned tinsel in the
> general direction of
> the aforementioned tree. Only once (that I'll admit to,
> anyway) did the
> signals get screwed-up and I had a Gin-soaked tree and a
> mouthful of
> aluminized plastic. Well, the smell of cheap Gin and
> Vermouth never bothered
> me anyway, but the tinsel tastes like Hell.
>
> Merry Christmas -
>
> Jim Finn
>
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