Thanks Darwin - that is good for  some outloud-laughing.

Lanny    Weddel


----- Original Message -----
From: "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2000 12:48 PM
Subject: NONPD Rules


> Something to lighten the day of approximately half of you out there on the
> list! And we do love the rest of you, please don't get upset with us!
>
>
> > Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
> >
> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
> >
> > 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
> >
> > 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
> >
> > 4. Sunday = Sports.
> >
> > 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
> >
> > 6. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
> > complain about having their boobs stared at.
> >
> > 7. You have too many shoes.
> >
> > 8. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
> >
> > 9. Mark Anniversaries on a calendar.
> >
> > 10. Peeing while standing is inherently more difficult than doing so at
> > point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
> >
> > 11. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
> >
> > 12. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> >
> > 13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
> >
> > 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
> > argument.
> >
> > 15. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
> > to act like the soap opera guys.
> >
> > 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
> > makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
> >
> > 17. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how
> > pretty you are?
> >
> > 18. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
> >
> > 19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done.
> > Not both.
> >
> > 20. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
> >
> > 21. You have enough clothes.
> >
> > 22. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
> >
> >
> >
> >