At 10:12 PM 2000/02/13 -0500, barbara wrote:
>When my brother in law sent this email to me, I laughed. Then I read my
>other email messages -- Greg's shorts and all. Hmmmmm, then the "warrior"
>email....LOL
>
>I hesitated for a few seconds,thinking I'll surely be "flamed" for posting
>this...... but might as well live dangerously.....soooo all you macho guys
>out there, please realize this is meant to be humorous.... :)
>
>Barbara
>
>
>WOMEN
>Women have strengths that amaze men.
>They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold
>happiness, love and joy.
>They smile when they want to scream.
>They sing when they want to cry.
>They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
>Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call"
>from a friend after a snowy drive home.
>
>Women have special qualities about them.
>They volunteer for good causes.
>They are pink ladies in hospitals, they bring food to shut ins.
>They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker
>babes and your neighbors.
>They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
>They fight for what they believe in.
>They stand up for injustice.
>They are in the front row at PTA meetings.
>They vote for the person that will do the best job for family issues.
>They walk and talk the extra mile to get their children in the Right school
>and for getting their family the right health care.
>They write to the editor, their congressmen and to the "powers that be" for
>things that make for a better life.
>They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
>solution.
>They do without new shoes so their children can have them.
>They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
>They love unconditionally.
>
>Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving.
>They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power.
>But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
>Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
>They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
>They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
>Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
>they think there is no strength left.
>A woman's touch can cure any ailment.
>They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>She can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
>
>Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
>They live in homes, apartments and cabins.
>They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about
>you.
>The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
>Women do more than just give birth.
>They bring joy and hope.
>They give compassion and ideals.
>They give moral support to their family and friends.
>And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to
>people
>you come in contact with.
>
>MEN
>Men are good at lifting heavy stuff.
>


i laughed too!
absolutely delightfully sillily true!!!
let the flames begin!


jmp

but cereally, boys, l love you all

janet paterson
52 now / 41 dx / 37 onset
a new voice: http://www.geocities.com/janet313/
613 256 8340 PO Box 171 Almonte Ontario Canada K0A 1A0