Thanks Sir James but I still think this blonde joke is funny. How come
blonde waitresses don't get a coffee break?   It cost too much to retrain
them.
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From: JIM CARTER <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Sunday, February 13, 2000 10:42 PM
Subject: To the Ladies


>A present to all the ladies, a little ammo for you. Sorry Greg your on your
>own.
>
>
>
>What blondes think of
>> men.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >  For all of you (especially men) who like to send blonde jokes,
>> paybacks
>> >  are hell...
>> >
>> >  How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it
>> take to do
>> >  the dishes?
>> >  Both of them.
>> >
>> >  Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
>> >
>> >  Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
>> >
>> >  Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't
>> stop
>> >  and ask for directions.
>> >
>> >  What do men and sperm have in common?
>> >  They both have a one in-a-million chance of becoming a human
>> being.
>> >
>> >  How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys
>> two
>> > cases
>> >  of beer.
>> >
>> >  What is the difference between men and government bonds? The
>> bonds
>> >  mature.
>> >
>> >  Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
>> >
>> >  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We
>> don't
>> >  know; it has never happened.
>> >
>> >  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitlve, caring and
>> good
>> >  looking?
>> >  They all already have boyfriends.
>> >
>> >  What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
>> night?
>> >  A widow.
>> >
>
>> >
>> >  Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women
>> come home,
>> >  see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
>> >  Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
>> >
>> >  How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
>> >  Put the remote control between his toes.
>> >
>>
>>
>> >  What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better
>> than
>> >  that.
>> >
>> >  What did God say after creating Eve? Practice makes perfect.
>> >
>> >  How are men and parking spots alike?
>> >  Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or
>> > extremely
>> >  small.
>> >
>> >  What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
>> common?
>> >  They're married.
>> >
>> >  Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God
>> says:
>> >  "8o you would love her."
>> >  "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God
>> says: "So
>> >  she would love you."
>
>Sir James
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