Greg, Now if you find something on dogs verses men I would be in agreement.
I don't care for cats myself but dogs are a different story completely. I
have a Taco Bell dog that I have raised since she was 3 weeks old and
everyone knows that when I go,if she is still living they will have to bury
her with me. Our bond is so close that she would mourn herself to death. She
knows when I don't feel well and will hold and hold everything till I get up
to take her out. I know,SHUT UP. OK  Shirley
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-----Original Message-----
From: Greg Sterling <[log in to unmask]>
To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Monday, February 21, 2000 10:19 PM
Subject: Non PD:Cat Facts


>To all the cat people:
>
>I'm not a cat lover, but tI thought those of you that are might enjoy these
>facts.
>
> http://members.xoom.com/JustCats/catfacts.html
>
>  Why Cats are Better Than Women:
>
>A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants to make love to you.
>A cat doesn't use the phone for hours.
>A cat loves you until it dies.
>You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it *knows* you do.
>A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle of the night saying
>"...ooooh I'm soooo druuuunk, wiiiill youuuuu taaake meeee hooooooome..."
>You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or Statistics.
>A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating for two days.
>A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
>You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
>You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday.
>A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of you to take a two week
>holiday on some romantic island in West India.
>If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills it, instead of making a lot
>of fuss about it.
>A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated.
>
>
>Why Cats Are Better Than Men !
>
>Cats keep their opinions to themselves
>Cat's don't criticize your mother
>Cats never question how much you're eating
>Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances
>Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
>Cats are happy to let you drive
>Cats always look good first thing in the morning
>One good purr can be worth a thousand words
>Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut
>Cats love it when you go shopping
>Cats never return the gifts you get them
>Cats are able to keep the romance alive
>A cat always hits the litterbox.
> Better chance of training a cat.
> You never have to spend time with your cats mother.
> If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
> You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails.
> It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
> If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
> A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
>
>Greg
>47/35/35
>:)