Darwin,
I plead guilty on all counts of number 7.
just me,
Marjorie



At 02:52 PM 06/22/2000 -0500, you wrote:
>- - - and 14 years to forget!
>
>I especially like numbers 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, and 13.
>
>Darwin
>
>
> >                       THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 48 YEARS TO LEARN
> >
> >                       1.  Never under any circumstances take a sleeping
> > pill and a laxative on
> >                       the same night.
> >
> >                       2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason
> > why the human race
> >                       has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
> > potential, that word
> >                       would be "meetings".
> >
> >                       3.  There is a very fine line between "hobby" and
> > "mental illness."
> >
> >                       4.  When God, who created the entire universe with
> > all of its
> >                       glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity,
> > He WILL NOT use, as His
> >                       messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad
> > hairstyle.
> >
> >                       5.  You should not confuse your career with your
> > life.
> >
> >                       6.  No matter what happens ... somebody will find a
> > way to take it too
> >                       seriously.
> >
> >                       7.  When trouble arises & things look bad, there is
> > always one
> >                       individual who perceives a solution & is willing to
> > take command. Very
> >                       often, that person is crazy.
> >
> >                       8.  Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get
> > up and dance.
> >
> >                       9.  A person who is nice to you, but rude to the
> > waiter, is not a nice
> >                       person.
> >
> >                       10.  Never lick a steak knife.
> >
> >                       11.  Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
> >
> >                       12.  The one thing that unites all human beings,
> > regardless of age,
> >                       gender, religion, economic status or ethnic
> > background, is that, deep down
> >                       inside, we ALL believe that we are above average
> > drivers.
> >
> >                       13.  You should never say anything to a woman that
> > even remotely suggests
> >                       that you think she's pregnant unless you can see  an
> > actual baby emerging
> >                       from her at that moment.
> >
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> >
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