rigght on darwin, i have worshippped steven w. long time,

"i stuck   my car key into the front door and the house started up !

"i then drove it to a better location, but the residents chased me away.

bernie


>From: "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: Parkinson's Information Exchange Network
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>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: NONPD: Serious Thinking
>Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 12:03:45 -0500
>
>I just love Steven Wright type humor, simply because there is some truth in
>the humor.
>
>Darwin
>
>
>
>He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
>
>Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
>
>A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
>
>On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
>Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
>I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>
>When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
>
>Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. (My personal
>favorite!)
>
>Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>
>I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>
>He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
>
>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>misquoted, then used against you.
>
>I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
>
>Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>
>Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
>
>Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. (A favorite to most
>Engineers)
>
>It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
>and blamed it on the cost of living.
>
>Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. (My first
>runner up choice!)
>
>The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
>getting something right, there's a 90% probability
>you'll get it wrong.
>
>It is said that if you line up all the cars in the
>world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to
>try and pass them.
>
>You can't have everything, where would you put it?
>
>Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75%
>of the world's population.
>
>The things that come to those that wait may be the
>things left by those who got there first.
>
>A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
>
>It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
>
>Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
>
>I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
>
>I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
>
>Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
>people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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