Friends,
Thought you'd enjoy this...sounds like us...

Sue




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> > > EVIDENCE THAT YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2001
> > >
> > > 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
> > > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
> > > 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
> > > E-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
> > > 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
> > > 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
> > > but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
> > > 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see
> > > if it contains Echinacea.
> > > 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn
> > > so she can create a new screen saver.
> > > 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> > > anyone is home.
> > > 9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom
> > > of the screen.
> > > 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now
> > > sells for  half the price you paid.
> > > 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
> > > the first 20 or 30 years of your life is cause for panic and turning
> > > around to go get it.
> > > 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
> > > would be a hassle and would take planning.
> > > 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out
> > > of the back seat of your car.
> > > 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they
> > > don't have e-mail addresses.
> > > 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
> > > 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
> > > 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
> > > 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
> > > 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
> > > 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as
> > > if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
> > > 21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
> > > breakfast.
> > > 22. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail
> > > on your way back to bed.
> > > 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
> > > 24. You're thinking how true all of this is.
> > > 25. Even worse, you're probably going to forward it to someone else.
> > >
> > >
> >
> >

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