At 9:25 AM 9/11/96 -0400, Anthony Pare wrote:
>Thanks for the support, Pat and Russ (although I though Pat's sounded a
>little shaky). And what better campaign boost could one hope for than
>Jack Selzer's denunciation? "Lock your porches" indeed! Canadian
>academics don't make nearly enough money to afford that type of car,
>Jack, and that will be my first order of business if I am elected. And I
>feel I should be honest with you: I did inhale.
There was never any doubt that Candidate Pare (rhymes with Bare) inhaled.
The only question was what exactly had been inhaled.
I fear for the republic of letters if this campaign is successful. I beg
you all, in the name of god, Think.
You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania
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Jack Selzer, Associate Professor of English
Department of English
Penn State University
University Park, PA 16802