Perry, thanks for the laughs, and food for thought. I heard a couple of
them before, but so what, they are still funny. I might add that I am
sitting here listening to music CD's through my computer while reading
the good humor and some of the more serious messages. The reason i
mention the CD playing is a lot of folks think you have to pay about $100
for a cd player and $1.00 for a deck of cards to play solitaire, while I
am able to do both on a $3000 computer! HEY wait a minute...I got
cheated!!!:-)




[OO] LOOKING FOR RADIOS!
Ken Becker
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On Sat, 26 Oct 1996, Perry D. Cohen wrote:

> > Life's Important Questions (we may have seen some of these before):
> >
> > >What is the speed of dark?
> >
> > >When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
> >
> > >Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
> >
> > >If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings,
> > why don't they wear a pair of bras?
> >
> > >How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
> >
> > >What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
> >
> > >After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the
> > water?
> >
> > >If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
> >
> > >What's another word for synonym?
> >
> > >If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
> > considered a hostage situation?
> >
> > >When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
> >
> > >Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
> >
> > >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> >
> > >Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't
> > afraid to have a Chapter 11?
> >
> > >How can there be self-help groups?
> >
> > >Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
> > drive?
> >
> > >Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
> >
> > >If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
> >
> > >Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
> >
> > >Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment,
> > but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
> >
> > >Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
> >
> > >Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
> >
> > >Where are Preparations A through G?
> >
> > >Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
> >
> > >If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
> >
> > >When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the
> > top one away?
> >
> > >When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why
> > you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
> >
> > >What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
> >
> > >If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
> > called a yellow?
> >
> > >Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
> >
> > >If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
> >
> > >Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
>