i suppose you are right, make it six carloads, I will now call the liquor
store and increase my rum order!




[OO] LOOKING FOR RADIOS!
Ken Becker
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On Tue, 12 Nov 1996, Barbara Mallut wrote:

> Ken... 4 carloads?  Lissen.. I needed more than that to get my 1948 Dumont TV
> with the 7 inch round screen to turn on.  No one ever claimed that the Mexican
> yam whatever works FAST ya know!
>
> Sooo... better make that at LEAST 6 carloads.. <grinning>
>
> Barb Mallut (Goddess of the Mexican yam)
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>
> ----------
> From:   PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on behalf
> of Ken Becker
> Sent:   Monday, November 11, 1996 6:59 PM
> To:     Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
> Subject:        Re: An E-mail Virus warning ??
>
> Barb, you'd better send me 4 carloads of your yam cream, immediately! I
> watched one rerun of "Good Times" on my 1947 RCA tv, and it caused all
> the tubes to burn out, and the rabbit ears wilted. that TV would have
> lasted 50 years, if not for that %$^# GOOD TIMES! I was just about
> getting ready to have it converted to a monitor for my computer! that ten
> inch screen with the magnifier in front would have been a great upgrade!
> I guess the yam cream, when mixed with some rum, will soothe my broken heart!
>
>
>
>
> [OO] LOOKING FOR RADIOS!
> Ken Becker
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>
>
> On Mon, 11 Nov 1996, Barbara Mallut wrote:
>
> > Jack...
> >
> > I'm uploading as a file attachment a supply of Mexican yam cream in order
> that
> > you may take advantage of it's many beneficial properties.  Please
> understand
> > that not only will this remarkable product help prevent AND cure an
> astounding
> > variety of computer viruses, but may also be used to add various system
> > upgrades to your PC as it is a multi-purpose product.
> >
> > You'll be able to add as much as 16 megs of RAM, plus speed up your CD ROM,
> as
> > well as gain an astounding memory boost of nearly a gigabyte!
> >
> > When you rub this phenomal product all over YOUR body, you too will
> experience
> > a memory boost and all viruses you might have will be cured!
> > Hubba hubba!!   Dentists SWEAR by Mexican yam cream as an outstanding
> > replacement for older fillings and crowns.  When permitted to harden it
> > becomes a tough durable dental bonding and filling material.
> >
> > WAIT!!  THERE'S MORE!  If you order the Mexican yam product NOW, you'll also
> > be sent a set of Ginzu knives, which you can use for cutting and chopping
> > foods as well as for picking your toenails.  You are strongly urged to take
> > advantage of this remarkable product!
> >
> > By the way, YOU are invited to sell Mexican yam cream to all your family,
> > friends, acquaintances, people you meet on the street, in front of
> convenience
> > stores at 3 a.m., folks at work, those you stand next to in elevators, at
> the
> > local bowling alley... ad naseum.  THIS will make YOU a rich man, and will
> > most likely save other poor pathetic chronically ill individuals much
> > suffereing.
> >
> > Our Starter Kit is on it's way to YOU!  Please remit  $98,000 for costs,
> plus
> > $1500 for shipping.
> >
> > Graciously yours, <giggling>
> >
> > Barb Mallut
> > [log in to unmask]
> >
> > ----------
> > From:   PARKINSN: Parkinson's Disease - Information Exchange Network on
> behalf
> > of E. Jack Savely
> > Sent:   Monday, November 11, 1996 3:58 PM
> > To:     Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
> > Subject:        Re: An E-mail Virus warning ??
> >
> > At 18:07 11/11/96 -0500, David Austen wrote:
> > >I don't think Good Times will wreck your hard drive or anything like
> > >that.
> > >
> > >But it WILL cause your brooms and mops to jump out of the
> > >cupboards and dance on the tabletop. THIS IS TRUE. I have several
> > >relatives who have been afflicted with this and the only thing that could
> > >help them was rubbing Mexican yam cream all over their cables to stop the
> > >"bugs" from running up into the computer. I SWEAR THIS IS ALL TRUE.
> >
> >
> >         David:
> >
> >         I noted from the date on the confirmation message regarding
> >         the subject Virus 08/24/96 that we have managed to pass
> >         2 1/2 months without getting a virus.
> >
> >         While this is not a record, it is a good average!
> >
> >         I feel disappointed however, since I have longed to see my
> >         brooms and mops to jump out of the cupboards and dance on
> >         the tabletop.
> >
> >         While I don't have any Mexican yam cream to rub all over the
> >         cables to stop the "bugs" from running up into the computer, I
> >         figure that if it got to be a problem I could acquire some.
> >
> >         Thanks for the laugh of the day!
> >
> >         Best wishes.........Jack
> >
>