>From my friend in England comes the following:



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>Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 16:42:48 +0000
>From: Tammy & Tim Rabideau <[log in to unmask]>
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>    "Jordan, Tom TL" <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: (Fwd) Fwd: FW: more humor
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>>So, in France a young priest went to the house where the pastor of the
>>village lived.  The pastor had a housekeeper who was actually quite nice-
>>looking, and the young priest wondered if perhaps there was more to the
>>relationship than simply taking care of the house for the pastor.  When
>>the young priest voiced his concern, the pastor assured him that nothing
>>of the kind was happening.
>>
>>A few days after the young priest's visit, the housekeeper mentioned that
>>the silver soup ladle was missing.  The pastor sent a letter to the young
>>priest, saying "I'm not saying you took the silver soup ladle, and I'm not
>>saying you didn't -- but it has not been found since you came to dinner the
>>other night."
>>
>>The priest wrote back a latter to the pastor: "I'm not saying you're
>>sleeping
>>with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying you're not.  But if you slept in
>>your own bed you'd know where the silver soup ladle is."