I thought we needed a little laugh:
>Subject: Stimulating Comments

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>> 1. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
>> and give the wrong answers.
>>
>> 2. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
>>
>> 3. The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
>> involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
>> hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
>> 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3.feeding; and 4. mating.
>> -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
>>
>> 4. What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
>> unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
>> The New York Times, 1960
>>
>> 5. Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: " Of
>> all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."
>>
>> 6. With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three
>> thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation
>> Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that
>> there is no such thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm
>>
>> 7. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
>>
>> 8. Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
>> pound in the correct screw.
>>
>> 9. The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
>> The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
>> The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it
>> cost?"
>> The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries
>> with that?"
>>
>> 10. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
>> years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make
>> some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
>> -- Dave Barry
>>
>> 11. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
>> because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
>>
>> 12. A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
>> rearranging their prejudices. -- William James
>>
>> 13. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of
>> tapes hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum
>>
>> 14. We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom
>> that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits
>> down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
>> stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit
>> down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain
>>
>> 15. There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in
>> the streets?
>> -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
>>
>> 16. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving
>> an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
>> even considering if there are men on base.
>> -- Dave Barry
>>
>> 17. I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist
>> seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick
>> writers -- and even sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from
>> physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at
>> fancy dress balls. -- Editor of the Limerick Times
>> (Limerick, Ireland)
>>
>> 18. When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
>>
>> 19. Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your
>> triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion
>> Chinese couldn't care less.
>>
>> 20. 668: The Neighbor of the Beast
>>
>> 21. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
>> straps. -- Emo Phillips
>>
>> 22. Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
>>
>> 23. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
>> mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
>>
>> 24. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
>> learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their
>> apparent disinclination to do so.
>> -- Douglas Adams, _Last Chance to See_
>>
>> 25. As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not
>> important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying
>> me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
>> -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
>>
>> 26. When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist,
>> a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God
>> of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't
>> believe?" -- Quentin Crisp
>>
>> 27. Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between
>> two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the
>> imaginary rights of another. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
>>
>> 28. I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick
>> and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in
>> this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But
>> I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python



Henry Guttentag