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> Fra: Joao Paulo Carvalho <[log in to unmask]>
> Til: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]>
> Emne: Re: FW: poop
> Dato: 17. juni 1997 22:58
>
> Barbara Mallut wrote:
> >
> > Jim.....
> >
> > Better watch out, 'cause if Bill Gates goes on another spending spree,
you
> > WILL live in the 51st state!   I think Australia is the only thing he
HASN'T
> > bought yet!
> > <grin>
>
>
> Hi Barb,get this one about the man :
>
> ----------
>      Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the
> gates
>      and say, "Bill, we don't know what to do with you. Some think you
>      should go to Heaven for putting a computer in every home. Others
> think
>      you should go to Hell for Windows 95. Tell you what, we'll leave
> the
>      choice up to you."
>
>      So St. Peter took Bill Gates down to see Hell, which wasn't at all
>      what he was expecting. It had some nice cottages, good restaurants,
> a
>      beach and a tropical climate. Then St. Peter took Bill Gates up to
>      Heaven. It had angels and harps, but wasn't nearly as nice as Hell.
>      "I'll take Hell," Gates said.
>
>      Two Weeks later, St Peter went down to Hell to visit Bill Gates. He
>      found him chained to a flaming wall with demons torturing him.
> "This
>      isn't the Hell I saw!" Gates cried...
>
>      "No," Peter said, "That was their marketing demo, but many of those
>      features are expected soon."
> ---------------------------------------
>
> Cheers,
>
>    +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho   |------ +
>    |         [log in to unmask]     |
>    +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+

Hello Joao, you did it again. Every time I`m reading your stories you make
me laughing. It`s a cosy way to start my day.

Best regards from
Sonia


NEVER GIVE UP