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>>        .----|  | Old man Murphy had worked down at  |  |o_,)
>>       /     |  | the brewery for years, but one day |  |(_o
>>      |    __|  | he just wasn't paying attention and|  |O ()
>>      |   /  |  | he tripped on the walkway and fell |  | ,)
>>      |   |  |  | over into the beer vat and drowned.|  |o_)
>>      |   |  |  | The foreman thought it should be   |  |'
>>      |   |  |  | his job to inform the widow Murphy |  |
>>      |   |  |  | of her old man's death. He showed  |  |
>>      |   |  |  | up at the front door and rang the  |  |
>>      |   |  |  | bell.  When she came to the door,  |  |
>>      |   \__|  | he said, "I'm sorry to tell you,   |  |
>>       \     |  | but poor old Murphy passed away at |  |
>>        '----|  | work today when he fell into the   |  |
>>             |  | vat and drowned."  She wept and    |  |
>>             |  | covered her face with her apron and|  |
>>             |  | after a time, between sobs, she    |  |
>>             |  | asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"   |  |
>>             |  | "I don't think so," said the fore- |  |
>>             |  | man, "He got out three times to go |  |
>>       jgs   |  | to the men's room."                |  |
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