I loved these!  Thank you for posting.  Mary Legan 55/5

I have been advised by experts (Barbara M.) to share this with you.
 Hopefully it may boost your morale too. So, enjoy.... Be Happy ... DON'T
WORRY!!!
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 H neologies from the New York magazine:

          Hindi 500: the Delhi social register (see also Who's who  in the
               Caste)
          Hermes: a sexual virus conveyed by messenger.
          Helveeta: Swiss cheese
          halls of iv: intensive care unit at the Yale University Hospital.
          high hollandaise: seasoned sauce served with yom kipper.
          highbrowse: to  hang  out  in  the classics section at Barnes and
             Noble.
          haichu: the art of sneezing in seventeen sylabbles.
          haikudos: annual awards for Japanese poetry.
          hermaprodite: abnormal state of being both male and able  to ask
               for directions.
          hoboe: wandering minstrel.
          holycost: tithe
          Hannibal Lecture: compulsive speaker, capable of  talking you to
                death.
          homebuoys: lobstermen fond of rap.
          hipscotch: pocket flask.
          Hindustanislavski: Indian method actor, Once upon a Madras.
          holmespun humour: sherlocutions.
          hemogoblin: the cholesterol that gets you if you don't watch out.
          hokeyfenokee: corny Florida theme park.
          heimlicorice maeuver: Technique for extracting candy from a baby.
          hemlock maneuver: emergency poison.
          humbach whale: musically gifted mammal.
          Hagel: philosopher having a hole in his argument.
          gogiography: Babe.
          harpodrome: mime theatre.
          huskpuppies: corn-silk loafers.
          Hindenburglar: overweigh thief.
          hemidemisemiquaker: one-eighty of a Friend.
          hepcattle: hipsteers.
          hymnolence: falling asleep in Church.
          hellapeno: devilishly hot sauce for pasta (seved al Dante)
          heavesdrop: to snoop on a suspected bulimic.
          harleywood: film district in the City of Hell's Angels.
          hardly davidson: moped.
          half-and-halfway house: rehab facility  for the lactose intolerant.

          hystericall: New help line for people who can't stop laughing.
          henigma: which came first, the chicken or the egg?
          hobbitat: Middle Earth.       has-beans: period peas.
          Hindude: Far EAsterner on a Western ranch.
          Pippocratic Oats: cereal recommended by  most doctors: First, do
               no hominy.
          hologrammy: best laser disc.
          hare presumptive: Harvey.
          heepskin: diploma in humility.
          heretofour: one, two, three.
          Heating Raoul: the prequel.