At 01:07 AM 2/1/98 UT, Barbara Mallut wrote:
>Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Joao Paulo.... BAD! <giggle>
>
>Hey you... YOU have a good weekend too!  THEM'S ORDERS!
>
>Barb Mallut
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>From:   Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of Joao Paulo Carvalho
>Sent:   Saturday, January 31, 1998 3:24 PM
>To:     Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
>Subject:        Golf's JOKE
>
>This is to wish a nice weekend to you folks :
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>
>A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer
>drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture.  He advised
>his friends to play through and he would meet them at the
>clubhouse.  They followed the plan and waited for their friend.
>After a considerable time he appeared dishoveled, bloody,
>and badly beaten up.  They all wanted to know what
>happened.
>
>He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could
>not find his ball.  He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious
>pain.  He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly
>embedded.
>
>It was a yellow Titlist so he knew it was not his.  A woman
>comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf
>ball.
>
>The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does
>this look like yours?" and that was the last thing he could
>remember.
>--
>Cheers,
>   +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho   |------ +
>   |         [log in to unmask]     |
>   +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+
>
  do you mind i made copy of golf joke as my daughter and son in law are
avid golfers. i was had 8 handcapp i am trying to play form elec cart. got
150 yard drive not tto much of a slice. now all i got to do is figure out
how to get on greens and put with one hand. i will deep 6 the joke if you
don't me to pass it around eh I.Y.Q.