hi Gordon,
      Thank you for the funnies for the day. I am glad I took time to read
them, I had a smile on my face. I do not read about the pigs and other
stuff, just delete them, but your chicken got my attention and I am glad it
did thanks again. Janice
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From: Fercho, Gordon <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Friday, July 23, 1999 4:33 PM
Subject: Non-PD: Funnies for the day!


> Here are the funnies for the day:    Gordon
> New Email address is:     [log in to unmask]
>
> > Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
> >
> >       Pat Buchanan:
> > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >       Louis Farrakhan:
> > The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the
> > "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >       Colonel Sanders:
> > I missed one?
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >       L.A. Police Department:
> > Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
> > --------------------------------------------
> >       Richard M. Nixon:
> > The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross
> > the
> > road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >       Dr. Seuss:
> > Did the chicken cross the road?
> > Did he cross it with a toad?
> > Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> > but why it crossed,
> > I've not been told!
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Ernest Hemingway:
> > To die. In the rain.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Martin Luther King, Jr.:
> > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without
> > having their motives called into question.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Grandpa:
> > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.  Someone told
> > us
> > that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good  enough for us.
> > ----------------------------
> >     Aristotle:
> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >     Karl Marx:
> > It was an historical inevitability.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >     Saddam Hussein:
> > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
> > dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Ronald Reagan:
> > What chicken?
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Captain James T. Kirk:
> > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Fox Mulder:
> > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have
> > to
> > cross before you believe it?
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Machiavelli:
> > The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end
of
> > crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Freud:
> > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
> > reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Bill Gates:
> > I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads,
but
> >
> > will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
> > book-and
> > Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Einstein:
> > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
> > chicken?
> > ---------------------------------------------
> >      Bill Clinton:
> > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by Chicken?
> > Could you define chicken please?  It depends on what the definition of
> > Chicken is!
> >
>